wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

(via thatwhatsamsaid)

seriouslydee:

misslittledove:

videohall:

Best slap I’ve ever seen

> This guy has it down to an art.

> Translation:

Look here, look here

take this slap now get the foh.

> I could watch this video a Brazilian times.

is his cheek bleeding? 

“Mira aqui, mira aqui.”

(Source: liveleak.com, via thatwhatsamsaid)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

(via thatwhatsamsaid)

hahry:

i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me

(Source: taccone, via thatwhatsamsaid)

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini, via awkwardvagina)